Here’s a ₗᵢₜₜₗₑ v̶i̶d̶e̶o̶ vhs tape of my room tour. Like a true professional, I put it together in Adobe Premiere Pro.

Below, you’ll read a short story about a joke I once told. Please enjoy it as much as I enjoyed watching Star Trek: The Next Generation. I consider myself to be goblin-esque in a lot of ways. I have spindly skinny arms but a lot of mass around the stomach. Pair this with poor posture…

What better way to get myself across than with a moodboard? Psst. I think the moodboard gets compressed weirdly when it’s displayed on this page so I’d really recommend downloading and viewing in full 😀

Take a listen to my welcome below… Introduction Production Plan